[a brief sampling of quotes I've saved from friends and family:]
You can go places in crazy, even if you already are crazy. It’s a matter of partitioning.
Some people are so smart that they just have accents.
Damn you and the alphabet!
Oh, Eh, FBI Can Kiss My Ass *Speaks Directly Into The Camera*
- Matt, from an IM conversation
It’s so much helpful…er.
Twinkies are the snack equivalent of roaches.
Do not butt me with your butt!
Nick, make a reflex save as the tyrannosaurus breathes fire on you.
I think caramel corn is the answer to my problems.