We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Maraud and embezzle and even hijack.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We burn up the city, we're really a fright.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
We're rascals, scoundrels, villans and knaves.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs!
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
We're beggars and blighters and ne'er-do-well cads.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Aye! But we're loved by our mommies and dads!
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
"Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.
(lyrics reprinted without permission. yar.)
Today, Liam is off and away to begin his service in the Navy. Abruptly. A fittingly dramatic exit, to be sure.
On the upside, I now have a chance of winning a game of Risk.
You shall be sorely missed while you're away, Crwuidth.
5 comments:
You are quite correct herr Razorclown. Crwuidth will be sorely missed. As for your prospects in Risk, consider the gauntlet thrown down. I'll take you on in Past or future risk any time , any place.
I see your Risk comment as a direct affront to my prospects as the dominating Risk champion. We shall see who controls the world.
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I...want to keep learning Risk...
Let me know when the next tournament is, and I'll come over and let you guys wail on me. It'll be good practice... or something.
We'd be glad to have you, m'lady.
Update: Chase, so far, seems to be the best candidate to become our next tactical champion. I've got some mental sharpening to do.
The Navy says i'm 311. General under honorable circumstances it is. Should have won a game while you had a chance. :D
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